Otakuism

If this was the actual final battle, it would be the most manly thing evar.

Saigar begins now bitches.

Today begins round 1 and round 2. In round 1, we have Satou Tatsuhiro of NHK, Sogeking of One Piece, and Nero Chaos of Tsukihime. Since Satou is a coward hikikimori, and while Sogeking is manly, I believe the round should go to the man with an elephant for a penis. And I mean, literally, an elephant. Nero Chaos is that gar. I believe the choice is clear.

In round 2, we have Black Jack of Black Jack, Alexander Anderson of Hellsing, and Garcher of Fate/stay Night. Garcher is the original and should thus win everything. In a battle of unlimited blade works, Archer would clearly win. Anderson can go back to his orphanage and cry in scottish.

If anyone remembers that demo I reviewed a while back for the marvelous little strategy game Gadget Trial, then our prayers have been answered. The whole game has now been translated by the good people at yuri.be.moelicious. Patch can be gotten here. Big thanks from me to everyone who worked on this, for making this wonderful game playable.

I can imagine it now. In an age of sterility, one boy has a dream. That dream is to have the greatest Harem ever known. The boy will become a man to embrace this dream. Armed with his unparalleled powers of sarcasm, flattery, and ability to act like a fool, he sets out into the icy wilderness. What is he hunting for? The most elusive of women, the sad girls in snow. Only they will give him a harem above all others. Join Aizawa Yuuichi, this man among men, as he sets out to woo these beautiful bishoujo’s, in Harem Piece Z!…what? It could work.

She’s my waifu!

Mai: 1 Yuuichi: 0

moe x100

Incoming OHB (Object. Hurled. by. Bishoujo) detected!

Deflected!

And…it didn’t work. Mai: 2 Yuuichi: 0. Good luck next time Yuuichi.

moe x1000

How are there no pantyshots in this series? Those skirts hardly come below the waist!

Yuuichi gets his harem members to do his fighting.

Yuuichi’s thoughts: Chance!!

Yuri senses tingling.

God I love Sayuri. Her and her giant anteater…thing.

Lookin’ pretty gar there Yuuichi.

Where is your animation now!

Are you my Master?

In all seriousness, it’s no wonder I couldn’t understand Mai’s story in the toei anime. Look at how much they left out! I don’t remember anything about Mai’s birthday at all. Or the stuffed anteater. That made the whole episode. I’m liking Sayuri a lot more this time. Her ” Ahaha~ ” is so moe I could die happy to it. I wonder how much longer this Mai arc will last, seeing as how we still need to do Shiori and Nayuki before Ayu, unless Ayu and Nayuki are in the same arc. There’s so much new stuff I don’t know what’s going to happen, and I like it that way.