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Haydee has to go kill someone now.

Bear with me for the moment, as I am incredibly angry at Saigar right now. No, it is not because The Count lost, but because I was denied my vote. For the last two matches Saigar keeps saying I can’t vote because I have a proxy running. This is completely stupid. I’ve been voting in every match since it started and don’t even know how to run a proxy. I’ve checked that I have direct connection to the internet in both Opera and Firefox. Some people at 4chan tells me it’s my ISP’s fault, which might make sense, since my old isp was just bought by a new company, who maybe uses proxies or something. Now, I don’t really know this stuff well at all, but does anyone have an idea of what’s wrong, and how I can maybe vote again? Any help would be greatly appreciated. The sad lost of the Count cannot be repeated.

Now that that’s done, the results:

Ikari Gendou beats Dark Schneider and Hatake Kakashi. I’m sorry, but a guy with an embryo in his hand and a pussy son is not as gar as a dark wizard. That’s just how it is.

Joseph Joestar crushes to a pulp Mister and Karasu. No surprises here. Hunting Nazi’s is definately more gar than goth-loli’s and cigars (see: Harrison Ford).

Roy Focker defeats Zaraki Kenpachi and Hibiki Ryoga. I have no idea who Roy Focker is, but I trust that he’s more gar than some guy from Ranma 1/2 at least.

Kujo Jotaro beats Miyamoto Musashi and Negi Springfield. Is it just me, or are there way too many guys from Jojo in this tournament? I know their all gar, but still, it’s starting to be overkill. What are you gonna do when the face eachother?

Nabeshin defeats Straight Cougar and The Count by two votes! Argh! If only I could have voted! The Count weaves the most badass vengeance ever, makes people gay for him, and has a trap maid. All Nabeshin has is an afro! He wasn’t even in the manga! orz.

Spike Spiegal, not surprisingly, defeats Reinhard von Lohengramm and ” Sleepy ” John Estes. Personally, I’ve never liked Cowboy Bebop. It’s episodic nature was just too boring, and Spike was an incredibly apathetic lead. Now John Estes, that man is the epitome of manly. Being able to block a knife with your chest is just awesome.

Looking ahead to Group F, we got underdog favorites Otori Kyouya, Giroro, and The Horse, alond with tried and true fan favorites Roronoa Zoro and Alucard (whoever spells it Arucard is just stupid). Later on, there’s the inanimate object contender Aizen’s Couch, along with Mr. Delicious, who’s actual name I forgot, and that master of hot-bloodedness, Master Asia. Then there’s the sexy voice of Bardiche, the equally sexy Ginko, and Sanger Zonvolt, some guy from Super Robot Wars who everyone say’s is awesome because he has a loli. Or at least that’s what they say in /m/.

Even if I never figure out how to vote, I will still do the results. Maybe some objective reporting will be good, though if Archer loses by one vote, you’ll definately see another rant.