Saigar Update: Group G Round 1
Now that’s being three times faster than a normal bartender. Moving on:
GilGARmesh gate of babylown’s Rock and Pierrot Bolneze, crushing the hopes and dreams of every world class clown and middle management salaryman of ever being considered manly.
Sasakura ” Gartender ” Ryu mixes a god’s glass of pain for his opponents, soundly defeating Ohtori Akio and Himura Youichi, because solving problems through alcoholism is so much more american than any gun-toting football player.
Char Aznable wins in a time paradox, defeating his future alter ego Quattro Bajeena, no, not the sissy guy from gundam wing, and Mr. Satan. It is finally proven that only Char can beat Char. Or at least until he loses to Archer.
Shishio Gai of GaogaiGAR turns Mugen and Yamazaki Kaoru into light with his HUGE hammer of victory. Seriously, have you seen Gaogaigar FINAL? The final hammer Genesic Gaogaigar uses is the size of earth itself, and turns molecules into light! Now that’s gar.
Nagare Ryoma beats Revy and Kurogane, showing how the old school is still gar. Kind of sad when ” I’m gonna put a cap in your ass ” Revy loses when Nanoha doesn’t. But, then again, she does have that ” Beamspamz of friendship ” thing going. And Fate as a trophy waifu. We know who controls that relationship.
Raoh crushes the duel pedophilic might of Kunisaki Yukito and Sergey Wang, proving that if you come from a show with fist, north, or star in the title, your guranteed to be gar, no questions asked.
Looking ahead to the final preliminary round, Nanaya Shiki finally makes his appearance, along with another Type-Moon favorite, Lancer. Those kings of saracasm Kyon and Aizawa Yuuichi show up, though it looks like Kyon will probably lose to Shiki. We’ll see how Yuuichi can fare against Roy Mustang. Kasumi Kenshiro faces off against Madarame, as manly gar and otaku gar go mano e mano. The shounen favorites Monkey D. Luffy and Kurosaki Ichigo finally appear, though I don’t think Ichigo’s bankai will be able to stand up to the awesomeness of Lancer’s Irish accent. And Itsuki shows up to annoy everyone.
