Otakuism

Men don’t need shirts to be gar. Vote Tohno Shiki!

As I continue to report on this tournament of manliness and win/failure, depending on who your talking to, here’s the results for group B in the first round.

Bright Noa bitchslaps the competition of Jet Black and Mechazawa Shinichi, proving that making emo pussies into men by beating them is definately gar.

Guts slashes the guts of his enemies, Mr. Chan and Utagawa Ryou. I actually wanted Mr. Chan to win this one, but Guts is plenty manly to win, at least for this round.

Maebara Keiichi somehow beats Sanji and Gene Starwind, even though he dies more than anyone in this tournament ie. more than once.

Takamachi Nanoha beamspamz the shit out Zaizen Jotaro and Kuranari Takeshi, showing that a nine year old with enough power to blow up a planet is gar, no matter the gender.

Heinrich Lunge is victor over Kimimaro and Onsokumaru. I’ve only read five volumes of Monster so far, and this guy is definately awesome.

Finally, the badly animated ball that is The Cabbage beats Rentarou Futaba and Kenzou Tenma. Anyone who bothered to watch all of Futakoi Alternative would see that Rentarou is way more gar than an inanimate object, but the hivemind has spoken.

Make sure to vote in the next round, as some heavy contenders enter the fray, ” Enemy of Men ” Tohno Shiki scratch that wrong Shiki, ” The Genius that Descended into Darkness ” Akagi Shigeru, and ” The Man that Walked into Mordor ” Hiraga Saito. Looks to be getting interesting.