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Look! The East is Burning Red!

Maes Hughes beats Otori Kyouya and Ginko. Personally, I think Ginko is more gar than Hughes, but I can let it slide. However, I’m curious; why do people find Hughes gar? Is it him being the Greatest Dad Evar? His care, devotion, and almost pedophiliac devotion to his daughter? Or was it the garness of his death? Though, I’ve seen some more gar deaths. The Count anyone?

The Undefeated of the East remains undefeated, as he crushes both Alucard and Brad Kid with his fists. This was totally unexpected for me. I was sure Alucard was going to win, despite my wishes, but then he only gets 162 votes, while Master Asia gets 259. Behold the power of /m/. Now it is proven that destroying robots with a scarf is more gar than an immortal vampire with guns. Believe it.

Now we head into Group G, which is a veritable Gallery of Garness. First, it’s GilGARmesh vs. Char Aznable vs. Nagare Ryoma. With two oldschool mecha heroes, will /m/ split it’s vote? Will TMtards come back with a vengeance? Probably not. Then its Gartender vs. Shishio Gai vs. Raoh. My vote here, if I could vote, would have to go to Gai. He pilots the GaogaiGAR, fights for COURAGE, has a hawt waifu and cousin, and can use a giant energy hammer of light. Just watch Gaogaigar FINAL to see how gar Gai is. Sadly, he will probably lose to Raoh and his manly tears, unless /m/ manages to rally again.

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