Otakuism

Subaru loev Zafira. How about some Subaru x Zafira now (in human form please)?

Hey, don’t I know you from somewhere? You were on a show a while back. Something about…ferrets maybe? Were you on Animal Planet? Discovery Channel?

WHAT HAS SCIENE MAGIC DONE?!

No, don’t listen to the bad man, Lutecia! All he speaks of is lies! Oh yeah, he better get party vanned.

What’s with all the tentacle monster symbolism in these summonings? What are they trying to tell us? Lutecia is pretty awesome, though. Mainly just for being a loli rider. And I guess being able to kick ass without the help of your big, scary bodyguard is cool, too.

Oh Shi-! Subaru and Tea go emo, Tea more so because she has an inferiority complex and doesn’t believe in hard work and guts like Subaru. Vita was pretty nasty, too. Guess she still hasn’t gotten over Nanoha’s injuries in the past. And Teana thinking she’s the weakest is just funny, because when it comes down to it, she’s the leader for all of them, even if they’re a bit more powerful.

Guy has a “Ohoho I’m going to rape you Hayate,” face. I blame the QUALITY animation, though, maybe he does want to rape her. The animation was noticeably down this episode. Not that it we ever exactly stellar, both in StikerS and the other series, but still, it’s getting downright awful in some places. How am I supposed to enjoy Subaru and Healthy Fate with bad animation?

More emo Tea. Poor Subaru. She wants to be supportive, but Tea won’t let her at all. And despite being all hot blood and guts, Subaru really isn’t confidant at all. That’s why she and Teana are perfect together, they compliment each other. Without Teana, Subaru is useless, and Teana needs Subaru’s optimism to make up for her emo nature, if she’ll just listen to her. Not time to wait for episode 8 subs. Can’t wait to see the White Devil own Tea. As all good anime has shown, a good ass-whoopin’ is the only cure for emoness. The only one.