How Do You Spell “Awesome” In Alien Language?
God I love Demonbane. It never fails to thrill me with lovecraftian mumbo jumbo and mecha harem comedy. Face it people you can’t make this shit up. Spoilers and zingy one liners below.

I like where this is going. We need more anime with bdsm chicks with guns.

You wake up with a loli on top of you. What do you do?
A) Politely ask her to move.
B) J-J-Jam It In!

Kurou apparently chose to jam it in many times over. And then invited Al for the fun.

He’s a pedophile with a hair color complex?

Now I’m a gothloli kinky amnesiac catgirl with a fang who may or not be a bdsm expert. Turns you on eh?

USODA!

Kurou’s livin the life! and he forgot to mention the wealthy tsundere Hadou Gay.

Ok sure I’ll buy that. In Utah.

Ok different situation. A loli in a school swimsuit appears inbetween your legs. What do you do?
A) J-J-Jam It In again more fiercely.
B) Invite Al for more fetish fun.

Oh it seems Kurou goes for B again. He quite likes the ole “school days” scenario eh?

Ok what the hell is that orange thing with a mind of it’s own? I know it must figure into an H-scene somwhere. This is what makes Demonbane awesome. It doesn’t deny it’s roots. NO dragons here.

Jesus Christ it’s a clown and a shota! Quick get in the Demonbane!

Gomu Gomu no JET Gatling!



Oh snap! Loli vs. Rock! Rock Wins!

THESE FIST OF MINE GLOW WITH AN AWESOME POWER!

THEY TELL ME TO SHOOT YOU!…wait what?
Yeah I spend way too much time on 4chan…