Saigar Update: Group B Round 2
Now that’s gar.
Second round of the preliminaries now:
Bright Noa uses his bitchslap of garness to destroy Maebara Keiichi and Heinrich Lunge. I don’t think even Bright’s manly instruction could ever make Keiichi gar. A justified victory.
Guts counters the beamspamz of Nanoha and memespamz of The Cabbage to win with an unprecedented 357 votes, the largest number in this tournament so far. Nanoha didn’t even come close with 205. Clearly, Guts is the one to beat in this tournament, up there with Archer and Akagi. Also, with Nanoha defeated, this tournament of manliness is finally cleared of all women, it just took to the second round for that to happen.
Group C will feature first Hiraga Saito vs. Saitou Haijime vs. Batou. This looks to be a clear victory for Saitou, though Batou may be able to stage an upset. Saito should just be content with being the slave of a hawt loli. Then there’s Tohno SHIKI vs. Akagi Shigeru vs. Harlock. Clearly, the only winner here can be Akagi. Garlock is impressive, but the shear manliness and fuck you attitude of Akagi can’t be beaten. And hopefully everyone knows now that SHIKI is not the gar Shiki that somehow lost in the first round.
Guts is definitely GAR:
1. His name
2. He’s dressed in black, and a previous saiGar post says that black clothing increases GARness by 100% XD
3. His weapons, HUGE sword, cannon prosthetic, rapid fire bowgun, and throwing knives
3 points, but definitely GAR enough to be counted with Garcher and Akagi
On the other hand, being a slave, even to a loli, reduces GARness greatly.
And I’ve noticed that a lot of the people who made it past round 1 smoke: Saitou, Onizuka, Shikamaru, Alucard, Wolfwood. PS. I do not support smoking.
Comment on January 31, 2007 @ 8:08 pm
Of course smoking is gar. All the cool kids are doing it.
Comment on January 31, 2007 @ 8:17 pm
Go read the GTO manga, Onizuka has some instructions on how to look cool by smoking. And here’s a quote from the manga: ‘Give a kid a smoke, and he’s happy for a day. Teach a kid to smoke, and he’s happy for a shortened lifetime’
Onizuka is definitely GAR, too. More so than Wolfwood, who’s already pretty badass by my standards. (He’s got a damn cool weapon)
Comment on January 31, 2007 @ 9:47 pm